What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.