The fourth wall
She was running out of things to read.
Yes, I'm completely sure.
asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
He flips houses.
Star-Spangled Banner.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!