What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!