What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.