What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!