What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.