What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!