What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid