What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook