What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.