What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What is the opposite of Dominoes?

Domi does not know....

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.