Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up