Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.