Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.