Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets?

Clearly short handed.