My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Between me and you, "something smells".
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Clearly short handed.