My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
A: Because she didn't want to go.
Well, you want them to work, don't you?
Leave a plunger in the toilet
They both got their fur low.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Of course, there's , but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
