Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Cistern Jokes More Cistern Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Rebellion Jokes More Rebellion Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!