Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion?

A Rogue Juan

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!