What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.