How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

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Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."