How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.