How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.