How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.