What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!