What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Rucksack Jokes More Rucksack Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!