What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.