What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.