What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.