What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.