How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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Why are dwarfs so good at math?

Because it's the little things that count.

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

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What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

How do you make gold soup?

Put 14 carrots in it.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.