How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.