What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.