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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Its always 90 Degrees
He was Edward Snowed-In.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
By his coffin!
We'll have to rehearse that."
One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
With an icy-stare!
Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
theft
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
