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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
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Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
When it doesn't reach the front page.
A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)
Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
That's the worst book I ever read.
A. Reading the waffle iron
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
A can of people !
The Salivation Army.
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
