Washington Jokes

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

How much does freedom weigh?

A WashingTon.

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Start from scratch.

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I don't know, let's reflect on this.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!