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What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Monica Lewinsky's teeth.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
A WashingTon.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington
They're both under DC.
Washington.
Washington C.D
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Hella.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Because, she really stands out on the street.
In the ground.
Colorado.
A: They always scratch.
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
A: A newspaper.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
A cup of Joe.
Because he's lack-toes intolerant.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
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They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.
