It takes four years to get an election.
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Gerrymandarin.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
By watching corn!
Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.