Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.