Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Unsatisfie Jokes More Unsatisfie Jokes

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.