Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.