Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What is the most military day of the year?

A: March 4th.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Unsatisfie Jokes More Unsatisfie Jokes

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.