What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What is Alzheimer's?

WHAT IS ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE?

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.