What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.