What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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You can hide your own easter eggs.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.