What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.