What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

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What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today