What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!