What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.