What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.