What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How chi was the Olympics?

So chi

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."