What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What do you call a black guy who discriminates against white people?

A racist you racist.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a pygmy tribe?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes