What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.