What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What does a skeptic chemist say when he hears a baseless argument?

No lye?

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.