What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.