You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running
The elevator can raise a child.
Watermelon juice.
A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Cause they run faster than white.
They have the worst track record for finishing a race.
Walking.
Change for a buck.
Haitians
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
All the pairs of floating eyes
