What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What do you call Detroit's trash?

Detroitus