Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.