Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada