What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Oven Mitt Jokes More Oven Mitt Jokes

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni