Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

New Jokes More New Jokes

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table