Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans