Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

New Jokes More New Jokes

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?