Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

New Jokes More New Jokes

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

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