Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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