Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.