Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Leave Foot Jokes More Leave Foot Jokes

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.