Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips