Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.