What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What do you call an English rock band that is high?

THE ROLLING STONED!

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.