What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What did you make of the new English teacher?

Burgers ma'am."

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)