What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.