What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)