Fireplace Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.