What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)