What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.