What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.