What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)