Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because he was an undercover cop
Who wants to know?
She saw his Onix harden.
Monk beds.
Because he never sleeps in much!
You skip the flat ones.
My-cawk!
There are posts on the frontpage
He drops the base when doing logs.
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)