Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Fireplace Jokes More Fireplace Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)