Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
He has a big E on his pajamas.
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
He said, "No man, clay chair."
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Sleeping Beauty
It took too long to pull out.
To go with the traffic jam.
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
Natural logs.