Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
The sock under my bed.
He didn't want any glaze in the military
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Trunkquilizers !
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
It logs on.
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Alfred the grate !