Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
At yeast he's a fungi.
because he wasn't a fungi!
The girl necks door.
The Captains log
They never want to log off.
Natural logs.
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
