Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face