Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears