Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.