Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face