Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Smear Jokes More Smear Jokes

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears