Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.