Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon