What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel