What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!