What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel