What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal