Vatican Jokes

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal