Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Vatican Jokes More Vatican Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel