Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.