Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked