Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Because it'll gobble up everything.
Parents.
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
I D K"
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Cus it was being stalked!
Because their stalks are always growing.
