Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

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Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it