Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.