Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.