Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?