Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !