Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!