Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs