Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!