Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

Wander Jokes More Wander Jokes

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!