Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Wander Jokes More Wander Jokes

What do you call a scent that wanders?

An a-roam-a.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!