Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.