Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why was the geologist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.