Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.