Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.