Why did the police arrest the energizer...

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery