What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum