What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala