What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.