What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.