What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What to Australian Trains use as fuel?

Coal-Ala

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.