What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.