What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl?

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