What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.