What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God