How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.