How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!