How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.