How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.