How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.