Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

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What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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What's worse than a bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !