Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

Which wrestler has the finisher that stings the most?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin.