Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.