The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
You should know, you've only read it twenty times.
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
Pump Kin
Pneumonia Lisa
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
You are fine, how am I?"
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
Tour-ettes :)