Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.