Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

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Ones a cunning runt...

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Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.