Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital