Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital