Mental Hospital Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.